Title: The Delicious Baked Good Is a Lie
Rating: PG
Word Count: 647
Warnings: is it still crack if they're exactly like this in canon?; brief language; general trauma
Prompt: pies at pulped_fictions
Summary: Some questions should never have to be answered. "What's the worst thing a Knight of Hell could put into a pie box?" is one of them.
Author's Note: …this is ( Read more... )

Title: This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist X Supernatural (+ a billion others)
Pairings: Roy/Ed, Dean/Cas, Sam/Al, Gabriel/the lulz
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 13,964
Warnings: language, much talk of sex, crack-cocaine in fic format, traumatic pop culture references, sorta-semi-kinda-not-really spoilers through SPN S5
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Title: A Father-Son Thing
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairing: Hohenheim, Al, Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,400
Warnings: language, Hohenheim/awkward is my OTP, MAJOR spoilers for Brotherhood
Summary: Van Hohenheim gives his elder son the Talk.
Author's Note: …don't look at me like that.

( Nothing in four-hundred wide-ranging and extremely varied years could have prepared Van Hohenheim for this. )

Title: Greeks Bearing Gifts
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,078
Warnings: threesome sexytimes, remarkably uncouth terminology in multiple languages
Prompt: Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. -- Helen Rowland at pulped_fictions
Summary: Belial shows Maion and Vincent how to party like it's 776 BC.
Author's Note: Uh… Belial/Maion/Vincent ( Read more... )

Title: Sin to Win
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: lightly Roy/Hawkeye, Breda, Havoc, Fuery, Falman, Armstrong, Hughes, Ed, Al
Rating: PG
Word Count: 6,039
Warnings: a bit of PG-13 language, very light kink, mild spoilers for Brotherhood backstory, craaaaaaack~
Summary: Everyone in Colonel Mustang's employ embarks on a mission of vice- ( Read more... )

Title: Extracurricular Activities
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed/Al, Roy/Hawkeye, Riza/Rebecca (LOL BUT REALLY)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,072
Warnings: major SPOILERS for Brotherhood; some language; the über-sketch
Prompt: "comfort food"
Summary: General Roy Mustang has an unexpectedly nice night.
Author's Note: My pairing ( Read more... )

Title: The Bridegroom: Episode 4.5
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,519
Warnings: language, sexual situations, blasphemy, inappropriateness… oh, and CRACK
Prompt: catastrophic at pulped_fictions
Summary: In Yucca, the fake mining town Belial has populated with Bridegroom candidates, the game is thoroughly afoot. Unfortunately, Maion is in a little-no, a lot-too deep ( Read more... )

Title: The Bridegroom: Episode 4
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 10,503
Warnings: language, sexual situations, blasphemy, inappropriateness
Prompt: Western, offensive and prim and proper, and 'The Smell of Trouble' at pulped_fictions
Summary: Belial drags the Bridegroom cast out to a fake mining town and coerces all of the candidates into filming an improvised Western ( Read more... )

Title: The Mustache Mission
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Ed, Al, Roy, Hawkeye, Havoc, Falman, Fuery, Breda
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4,616
Warnings: major SPOILERS through Brotherhood; craaaaaaaack; a bit of PG-13 language; oh, poor Havoc; Roy, you perv ♥; secretly-evil!Al is my favorite
Summary: Ed and Al have no idea what they're getting ( Read more... )

Title: Good Soldiers
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairings/Characters: girl!Roy/girl!Ed, dude!Hawkeye/girl!Roy, girl!Al
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,219
Warnings: language, mild sexytimes, confused feminism, sheer lack of tact, plentiful cocaine
Summary: Ed is even easier to offend as a girl; Al, likewise, is even more put-upon; Roy is even more evil ( Read more... )